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Joni

A Joni usually has green or blue eyes and brown hair, with a killer smile. A Joni is known to be very down to earth and a good friend that you can trust any secret with. Though jonis don't like to admitt it, they are secretly very insecure. Jonis also tend to get any guys they want and don't let anyone get in their way. When she steps in the room all eyes go on her. Jonis are very artistic,smart and loving. Jonis make a great girlfriend and are very trustworthy. Jonis are a little shy at first but once you get to know her, shes loud and fun. Joni's are thick, curvy with a nice butt and boobs and may be the sexiest girl you will meet. Girls like joni are hard to find, once you get her you don't wanna let her go.
"Whose that😍!"
"That's joni"
"Should of known she's hot"
by Lovinglife228 June 29, 2015
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Jongkey

A fan pairing of Jonghyun and Key (Kibum) from the K-Pop group Shinee (샤이니).
Fangirl 1: Did you read the new chapter of the Jongkey fanfiction?!

Fangirl 2: Of course! It was so hot!

Fangirl 1: I know, right?!

Fangirl 1 & 2: **KYAHHH!!!**
by Sei350 August 16, 2011
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joninx

dude he got your girl!!!
you got joninxed!
by parapark December 14, 2011
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jonism

A religion that originates from a place where kong lives. ALL OF YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME
Yo, y'all are wackasses for not believing in jonism. Jonkong is real you know.
by jonavoo June 11, 2018
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Joni Bitchell

The sweetest bitch you'll ever hear.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.
Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.
by gregben August 14, 2022
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Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
by jeterjonk October 25, 2010
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JoniKauf

JoniKauf (aka Joni Kauf) is a proffesional (or godlike) trickjumper.
He is very known in the trickjump community (and he is very hot).
1. JoniKauf is Joni's twitter
2. JoniKauf, you're hot af
by PegnuiniceSR March 31, 2021
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