Johnson Stones

Your balls are called Johnson Stones. Stones(balls) that belong to the Johnson(dick)

Dude! You just kicked him in the Johnson Stones!!!

by ZachJack September 7, 2009

Johnson Sleeve

Is another word for a condom.

Hey stop at the store so i can pick up some johnson sleeves fo sho.

I was smuttin this bitch last night and my johnson sleeve broke.

by Joenig786 October 23, 2008

johnson slap

slapping some one in the face with your penis

I johnson slaped that ho

by jizzo_joe December 14, 2005

The Ron Johnson Situation

n. The situation where a guy asks if he can suck your dick...just to see what it's like.

"Hey man, can I suck your dick...just to see what it's like?"

by Balley McSackerson September 4, 2003

Johnson-stutter

The effect that occurs to one's vocal cords for several days after an intense night of sucking a black man's penis. Usually applicable only for very loose (and sometimes quite sore) women.

Damn nigga, dat bitch from last night sho gots herself a Johnson-stutter!

by Big_Nigg_22 August 24, 2007

Johnson Slapper

A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.

Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!

by Logan Earth Ski November 5, 2005

Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.

Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.

by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021