Johan / Johannes

Johan is the definition of sexy.

-Did you see that guy walk past?

-Of course, I saw Johan / Johannes walk past, my pants could barely contain it.

by Peanut Man 1 February 4, 2020

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Johannes

He has a big ass mahfacking dick its thic!!! All the ladys want it when they see it!

Girl: hey.....
Johannes: look at my dick
Girl: OMG FACK MEEEE

by Elias cp October 9, 2018

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Used to reference a penis loving goddess who enjoys sexual play with things most people find repulsive. Someone called a “dirty jo” for short has an extreme poop fetish, and they are extremely fascinated with the anatomy of the large intestine as well as the contents of the fecal matter that they ask their sexual partners to excrete onto their feet. They’re also quite funny.

Look at that Dirty Johannes over there ... I bet there’s poop on their toes right now.

by The most loyal person EVAHH April 16, 2020

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johansen

The second best name after Niclas. Its said that when Maria gave birth to Jesus she wanted his name to be Johansen, but Joseph didnt agree.

Hey Johansen, Fuck her right in the pussy.

by Slick Slack November 28, 2016

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Johané

Gorgeous and attractive female and best friend you can ask for. This is a uncommon name and is only given to those worthy of it. A Johané is usually ticklish all over and has a contagious laugh. Anyone will be lucky to jave a Johané as a girlfriend.

Thank you Johané for being such an amazing friend and supporting us in difficult situations.

by Damian_Kwagga_2k18 June 13, 2019

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