Jimmy Johnned

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

by fixpert December 31, 2015

Johanna

A beautiful girl who, although she is really pretty and funny, doesnt belive it when people tell her that. Is a great friend and is always there for you. Will fight someone if they hurt her friend

Friend- Im really upset
Johanna- its okay you can rant to me

by JLMarieS January 29, 2019

Johanna

The most loyal person you could meet also very funny she makes you laugh at any moment she is so attractive Please get a friend or girlfriend name Johanna because she will be the best you will ever have

Johanna is so funny and loyal

by love pandas August 11, 2017

Joanne

Joanne is very bubbly and friendly. She is not afraid to cheer someone up. She is very sweet and is an awesome friend. Sometimes she chooses the wrong person to believe, but she always comes out right in the end. She is intelligent and honest. She makes friends very easily. She is a wonderful girl and the perfect person to hang around with.

Joanne: Hey I got 100!
Chloe: Me too because you helped me study! You rock Jo!

by AnonymousRichGirl July 6, 2020

Johanna Mason

A victor from District 7 in the Hunger Games, and also the toughest character in the entire series. Johanna suffers the loss of her entire family, then is tortured with electricity for a long period of time, but still ends up as strong as ever. She could kick Katniss's butt anyday.

Johanna Mason killed her opponents with an ax in the Hunger Games.

by Sajak October 10, 2012

Jchannel

it's a slang term for a New Zealander who is a trump supporter. and also is someone who doesn't like pansexuals

to use in sentence ''dang Kanye West is a Jchannel''

by Bill Clinton69 July 4, 2020

Johanna

Johanna- okay how do I explain this? Are you looking for a friend who’s dumb in the best way possible? One who’s ode funny and will make you laugh 24/7? One who is extremely kind? One who you can just rant to about your feelings? I would like to proudly say- That, my friends, is a JOHANNA.
You should really find someone named Johanna to be your girlfriend or your best friend. She may be hard to understand at first, but once you get to know her, there’s so much more to her world. If someone is being an a**hole, she will beat them up 🤬👊 mess with her, she’ll tell you off straight up 👏👏 don’t mess with a Johanna EVER. If you have a problem with a Johanna then you’ve got some serious issues because there’s so much that you’ll be missing out on, PERIODT.

Friend: My bf broke up with me through text 😭😭😭
Johanna: Aw I’m so sorry
Friend: Like, who does that!!!
Johanna: WHERE HE AT? IMMA BEAT HIM UP 🤬👊👏
Friend: I’m so lucky to have a Johanna as a bestie 💕

by thatbish4567 October 14, 2019