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Johannes

Alpha male
Does math for fun
Would be flour if a flavor
Johannes: hey-
Person: omg shawn mendes!
by MaresAndBthces March 21, 2022
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Johannes

This can also be a name for girls! Johannes may look quiet and shy at first but if you befriend her your life would probably be shining with rows of rainbows and weirdness. But if you like or have a crush on her, just go and ask her if she likes you too. Also she is smart, hot, kind, generous and the girl who would always be there for you(Also not a plastic friend). So gurl *snap* *snap* be like JOHANNES!
Rupert: Hey this girl made my life smile. I think i like her.
Mitch: Dude, you fell inlove with a Johannes .
by JohannesThat November 25, 2016
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johannes

Johannes is the german word for calling someone lazy. It's often used in heated conversations between two people. It's origin is unknown but some theories say it changed over the years due to language barriers.
You are such a johannes. Go finish your work.
by Der Gerät October 5, 2023
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Johanne

Johanne is the loveliest girl you’ll ever meet. She’s so sweet and helpful, and typically very good at cooking. She’s also strong and adventurous. Her humor is beyond compare, and she’ll make you laugh for hours. She has many friends as she is very nice and welcoming. If you have a Johanne in your life, you have been blessed.
“Johanne is so beautiful

“She sure is”
by The wisest1234 March 8, 2021
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Johannes

Most likely a ginger, but a cool on at that, if you ever stumble into a Johannes, take the opportunity and ask him where the gold is.
They shouldn't be hard to spot, because they're super tall, but if you ever look one in the eye for too long, they enter attack mode, giant lasers will come out of their eyes and the world is doomed.
by MynameisnotJohannes February 2, 2021
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Johanne

Oh shit it’s johanne
Frik run he’s gonna drop us (or at least try to and fail)
by TheBoyNextDoor69 January 23, 2018
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Johannes

Midget… all i have to say.
Your as low as johannes.
by Pocketshot226 September 6, 2021
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