joffice

a man's most sacred place; the office for grabbing a j; abbreviation for jack-off office

Person 1: "Yo did you end up finishing that paper last night?"

Person 2: "Nah man, I got distracted and spent 5 hours in my joffice instead"

Person 1: "Yeah fuck papers...anytime in the joffice is time well spent"

by slingerofdix September 25, 2014

Jeffy

A retarded puppet who beats his diper and has a pencil up his nose and he sticks his pee pee in some Cheerios

You are so Jeffy

by Jeffy201 October 6, 2017

Jeffy

a retarted puppet who hates green beans and likes to hump cheerios and has a pencil up his nose

jeffy : he's a retard and likes his pee pee up his cheerios

by warrior 4567 January 16, 2018

jeffy spaghetti

jesus christ in an alternate universe woooooooaaaahhhhh

OH JEFFY SPAGHETTI!!!

by spaghetti jeff January 22, 2018

Jiffy lust

The euphoric feeling of being the first to open a jar of peanut butter and seeing an untouched surface.

Marlon had a moment of Jiffy lust before he plunged his knife into the new jar of peanut butter.

by An Aries July 1, 2009

jeffy sleeper pick

A fantasy football draft pick who can end up having just a shredded bit of success throughout the entire football season, or be the reigning NFL MVP. Is typically made by guys who always qualify for the consolation bracket each year.

Guy 1- "Aaron Rodgers was my jeffy sleeper pick this season."

Guy 2- "Dude, Aaron Rodgers was the top ranked QB in the draft rankings"

Guy 1- "Yeah well nobody else Tweeted that they were thinking about drafting him, or mentioned his name in the last ten minutes, so therefore he's my jeffy sleeper pick."

by kenny-wheatons-gonna-score October 27, 2010

Jiffy Slap

The act of applying peanut butter to your hand, and slapping someone across the face. It is most effective when performed on someone with a mild peanut allergy.

Person #1: He's such a jerk, next time I see him it's jiffy slap time.
Person #2: Use chunky, smooth just wont cut it.

by Ellis Lee September 27, 2011