pony pecker in a jockstrap

a hotdog

give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish

by bruno gaboni August 27, 2016

jockstrap cum-flakes

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.

A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

jockin my jockstrap

a noisy mutha%$#$, someone always clockin you, someone peepin' you, just down right %$!@# inquisitive...

"Stop mutha$!@#$ jockin' my jockstrap", as she told her old man while he was peeping into her drawers.

by Getrich83 December 13, 2003

mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before

kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap

by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

jockstrap-sniffers

A disparaging way to refer to the type of sports fan, most obvious at the collegiate level, who likes to get a little too close to the players, especially after the game.

Euphemistic synonym: "Rabid fans."

"Before we conduct any interviews, it's a good idea to let the jockstrap-sniffers storm through here. Then we'll shoo them out and get down to business."

by al-in-chgo May 24, 2018

jockstrap daddy

A male that stalks other males

he is my jockstrap daddy

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ March 13, 2023

Jockstrap

An asshole who’s always touching a dick, specifically his. (Could fall into being an incel)

Josh is such a jockstrap

by expirelubejuice April 02, 2023