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Job snob

Somebody who works and complains about others who don't. A job snob will generally argue that non workers take all their taxes or that they are too lazy to find work, while failing to realise the current economy and lack of jobs.
Worker: "Why don't you just get a job instead of being lazy?"

Non worker: "I'm looking for work, but I can't find any, stop being such a job snob!"
by Dean palfreman July 5, 2014
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Volunteer job seeker

A person who goes to the job centre regularly pays for travel but although all requirements are being met by the job seeker payment from the job centre is withheld due to extremely uneducated staff.
Job seeker

"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"

Job centre staff

"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"

14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)
by Split1234 January 10, 2014
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Job Savers

Gum or breath-mint taken to avoid detection of alcohol on the breath during work hours. Candy, such as a Life-Saver, can also be used to mask the alcohol on one's breath.
Tommy, do you have any Job Savers in your desk? I had a couple beers at lunch and need to talk to the boss one on one. You know he doesn't like us to drink, even at lunch.
by Hazela December 4, 2010
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Job Simulator

A VR Game where you can work in your free time. Sounds good to me!
Its a very nice sarcastic game where you can get one of your dream jobs in a time where computers took all the jobs and humans only have the simulations left.
"I am so tired from my job, may I play some job simulator!"
by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020
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job-skanking

1) To pursue multiple job applications and offers, usually all at the same time.

2) To be employed in a series of different jobs in quick succession, usually only staying for a short time at each of them.

Often engaged in by persons employed in McJobs.
Graeme is desperate for cash so he has to go job-skanking to pay the rent
by Daniel June 1, 2004
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job skank

1) A person who is involved in job skanking, usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of mcjobs.
Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job skank.
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Blow Job Sandwich

The Sexual act of two women, (or possibly men, or a combination of the two) providing a simultaneous blow job on a lucky recipient, usually with each performer sharing a side of the penis. The performers can also 'make out' while the penis is thrusted in between their mouths, this is also sometimes referred to as 'The Rude Frenchman'.
SAM: "Hey Steve, I noticed that both Becky and Tara were all over you at that party last night, so I was wondering...who did you fuck?"

STEVE: "Neither, I brought them both back to my apartment and settled for a Blow Job Sandwich."

SAM: "You call that settling?"
by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009
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