Janing

The act of beginning an in-depth Star Trek monologue in the middle of a romantic moment.

Svetlana: "The only way I could get him to stop janing last night was to just kiss him again."

by c4ffe1ne_add1ct May 16, 2011

jonning

passing off a mistake or embarassing situation in a way that makes it seem both intentional and awesome

Through skillful jonning, the trip became a perfectly executed judo roll up to her front door.

by jbmoore4 April 7, 2008

Jonning/To be Jonned

Jonning/To be Jonned is when a close friend almost completely looses contact with the rest of a close knit group. This phrase was first used by black Somalians in inner city slums in places such as East and South East London, Compton, New York and Ashford.

Ananta: "wheres our boy Elliot gone these days?"
Adam W: "Ahhh hes Jonned us man"
Ananta: "What the fuuck! That G is Jonning us? He was one of our closest boys"
Josephy Kylea Jr: "Shit man, it happens to the best of us sumtimes."

Jonning/To be Jonned

by ThaRealestMuhfucka July 6, 2009

Johning

Leading a person on, while giving them high hopes, then dropping them and going after the actual person you like

Chris was Johning Latesha. He was all in her phone, and now he's with Keke.

by tichocolat July 11, 2018

Juaning it up

Partying and fucking like a Juan.

I had a great time juaning it up last night.

by Bigdickjuan3495 March 24, 2023

Elton johning

elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity

Lets have a bath then Elton Johning
I can't believe you have never Elton johned.
Let's shoot coke up each other's bums like Elton johning

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 16, 2019

Billie Jeaning

The act of waking up in a drunken state after a night of partying (Verb)

“I was Billie Jeaning this morning after the Carly Rae Jepsen concert. I knew Rumple Minze was a bad idea. I wasn’t sober until like 2 pm.”

by Boomerlover216 May 12, 2023