Johan

Johan is a well known STD usally found amongst transvestite dancers and dwarfes.

"Oh shit Margaret u got the Johan?!"
"I´m sorry to tell you but you have........Johan"

by Dildohunter123 March 6, 2016

Johan

He's literally the best human being you can ever meet. No one can ever be as amazing as a Johan. This guy will definitely make your life amazing. Please meet a Johan Asap and keep him as a friend cause that guy is a beast🤘

Omg is that Johan, wow he's so cool!

by Chaitanya1234 April 29, 2019

Johan

a Johan is a person who acts like a johnne

Person 1: Omg Bjørn is such a Johan right now.
Person 2: Yes i know, he's been acting like a johnne all day!

by JohanJohansen November 1, 2022

Johan

Another word for CrackHead/Cracker. If a Johan sees this he will cry thinking hes a crackhead

David: Did you see that Johan the other day?

Leith: That guy that was doing crack down the street?

David: Yeah, i wonder if that Pundare will ever make it

Leith: May god help all the Johans

by chingchongchinamana May 17, 2022

Johan

It's a name, you fucking dimwit. What, did you think I was gonna blow smoke up your ass and give you a happy ending too? Go fuck yourself.

guy 1:You hear about what happen to Johan?
guy 2: Yeah, he turbo-splooged and killed 18 people. Shit's fucked.

by sploogecumgod August 3, 2023

Johan

A fat fuck who is in love with a girl name Leslie

I love Leslie she so hot but I'm too fat and ugly

Damn man your a johan

by Breezy1234512 February 22, 2017

Johan

Usually a white guy but can sometimes be a really gay asian who wants to destroy other's assholes reguardless of their gender.

What the fuck? Chill Johan, your sus.

by toe zuker March 4, 2019