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jizzmopper

someone who cleans the windows of the nudy booth, see definition of nudy booth
"That jizzmopper makes alot of money!"
by crackman April 17, 2003
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Jizzmocha shake

while ramming someone in the parstinkin, u climax at the same time they are releasing there bowels. (may be later enjoyed as a frothy beverage, or thrown on face of the female participant)
While ordering at Arby's, ask the kind black woman behind the counter if they sell, Jizzmocha shakes.
by B J N February 27, 2008
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jizzmopper

A figurative term, based on the primary definition, for a man who takes responsibility for his wife's/girlfriend's child from another relationship.
"She was a nice enough girl, but she's got a kid whose dad doesn't help. I want kids of my own, but why should I clean up some other guy's mess? I've never been a jizzmopper."
by XenophonJ September 24, 2009
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jizzmin

a girl who loves jizz in her face
did you see jizzmin walking down the street shes such a slu
by baklau June 15, 2010
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jizzmonger

Kathy is such a jizzmonger, she just can't get enough! It's like a jizzwhale's appetite for spunkton.
by Spazmoz May 22, 2008
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jizzmopper

One who mops leftover semen off the floors at a strip club
DAM foo i hear Frank be one helz of a jizzmopper ya heard!?
by FATTYBOOMBATTY May 13, 2005
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Jizzmonkery

1. A set of actions associated with the person whose job it is to clean the seamen from the inside of peep show or sex show booths. 2. Of or relating to the act of ejaculating on or around the face of an African American women while she is defecating.
1. I hate this jizzmonkery. Why did he have to make such a mess?
2. Tom and Shaniqua better stop this jizzmonkery real fast.
by Squirely Squirel November 20, 2009
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