jizzmonger

A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.

You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!

by foj August 21, 2003

Jizzmagorical

Something that is extremely great, or extremely pleasureable.

"I saw this chick the other day, she was so hot she was jizzmagorical"

"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"

by Jeff September 13, 2003

jizzlog

A true idiot. One who is so dumb that there is no hope for them to ever become a useful citizen.

My ex-friend Al is a true jizzlog.

by Joe Gosar January 25, 2004

jizzmosphere

When someone other than yourself has sex in your tent or your car, this is the funky atmosphere that lingers.

"I'm not letting you borrow my tent for Bonneroo... I don't need your jizzmosphere tainting it."

by mBmD July 31, 2012

Jizzmondo

Synonym : Shizz
To ejaculate and defecate (Jizz and Shit) at the same time.

What a great Jizzmondo moment that woman have!

by Shiine-1 April 13, 2022

Jizzmonster

Mythical anteater type animal thats made out of jizz. It goes around after someone ejaculates and eats the cum off the floor. When used properly, can mean offensive homosexual joke and the ender of all arguments.

Jake:"your a fucking sac monkey"

Joey:" Fuck you man. At least i ain't a jizzmonster!"

Jake:*Gasp*

by themuthafuckincuntmonkey January 24, 2011

Jizzmonkey

When a man sets foot into the undercarriage of a hot humid jungle, and snatches a helpless little monkey out of a tree and busts a fat old nut onto the poor monkeys face, and then returns the little monkey into its tree once again to go on with its business, just with jizz on its face...

Johnnyquest was feeling adventurous one hot humid day, so he decided to to give a helpless monkey a creamy Jizzmonkey.

by Poor helpless monkey :( June 28, 2010