dizzy jizzy

The act if masturbating and then blowing one's load while spinning in circles as to utilize centripetal force, thus maximizing the projectile range of said load.

My roommate was out of town so I covered his room with spooge by doing a dizzy jizzy

by jeffwards617 December 10, 2009

Jizzlocated

Whenever you hurt, break, dislocate your arm masturbating.

Johnson Jizzlocated his arm last night masturbating.

by FarmerJohnson6k December 21, 2008

Jizzlightenment

The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.

"Boy, once jizzlightenment set in, I couldn't get out of that tree planting hostel fast enough."

by Gord Lang July 2, 2009

Jizzy G

When one combines both semen and New Belgium's Blue Moon to create a frothy beverage.

Jimmy had a tough day at work, blowing dudes all day and decided he needed a drink, he combined all of his leftover semen with a blue moon or two to cool down with a refreshing Jizzy G.

by Sasquatchisreal November 21, 2014

Jizzy Annie

A woman who is typically unattractive, big boned, full of semen, has curly frizzy hair like little orphan Annie, very sweaty during sex and lies there like a sack of tatties.

Did u see the state of the girl Ginge took home last night ?? She came out looking like Jizzy Annie the next morning

by swampyd April 9, 2016

Fizzy Jizzy

Getting overly excited or, worked up.
An action that would resemble and over shaken bottle of Soda Pop or an ejaculation.
Being over stimulated to the point of explosion.

Bob: Listen man that is the fourth time you've asked me about that....I am starting to get pissed off!

Tom: Ok Dude, you don't have to get all Fizzy Jizzy about it.

by siruci73 September 2, 2013

Group Jizzy

A bunch of homies jerking off together, Circlejerking

"Hey Taha, wanna have a group jizzy this Friday?"
"Yeah sure, I'll get the other boys"

by Bossfish2002 February 20, 2019