Jizzle

Jizzle - the word used to explain the feeling of sexual excitement to the point of cumming and/or urinating without the ability to control it. Premature Ejaculation over an exciting moment, usually in public. Commonly suffered by virgins and those with little sexual experience.

"Frank had me laughing so hard I jizzled myself "

by -Temperant April 2, 2019

jizzles

Term used to resemble cum, either cock cum or pussy cum. Usually used mid sentence, like the following example...

* Steph jizzles over his hot sexy body -f-
OR
* Pineapple jizzles all over her breasts and pussy.-m-

by Steph As Used In The Example haha July 14, 2006

Jizzle

Created from the words jizz and sparkle. Used to describe something great or someone that is good looking.

"Mate that guy is pure Jizzle."
"Did you see TOWIE last night. Sheer jizzle"

by Helz-W17 October 4, 2011

Jizzle

Jizz-el. Noun.
Another name for one who's name starts with the letter 'J' and consists of only one syllable.

"I hope your Chrizzle is the bomb dizzle, Jizzle."

Translates to -

"I hope your Christmas is wonderfully terrific, John."

by Mokey July 26, 2008

Jizzle

A word used in place of sperm

Want some of my jizzle in your mouth?

by Jared Deegan October 12, 2003

Jizzle

(noun) An unfortunate combination of male ejaculate and feces.

(verb) When a man excretes semen and feces simultaneously.

Anyone experiencing such a disturbing occurrence should consult a doctor immediately.

Guy: "Hey bitch, I got summin kinky for you."
Girl: "Oh baby, let's do it."
Guy: "I'm going to jizzle aaaaalllll over you."
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"

by WHATDIDYOUJUSTSAY!? August 1, 2010

jizzle

means cums, jiz etc.
Comes from a mans penis.

Fo'Sure! Stephen Jizzled In His Mums Eye!

by sally96097509509 June 11, 2006