Jizmgasm

Word derived from the combination of the slang word jizz and normal word orgasm. Usually used as a slang word.

1) Noun - (To have a...) The peak climax of sexual intercourse {see orgasm}. Used in the same way as the normal noun 'orgasm'.

2) Verb - (To...) {Slang} To ejaculate on an object, named in the sentence.

3) Verb(2) - (To...) {Slang} To use the force of a particularly violent ejaculation to reach an inaccessible place.

1) Person 1: "Oh, I had a massive jizmgasm last night!"

2) Person 1: "Yeah, I jizmgasmed her last night."

3) Person 1: "We need to change the channel, but we've lost the remote!"
Person 2: "That's okay, I'll jizmgasm the button."

by Chenmeister July 15, 2009

jizmy

another name for girls named jenny

look there's jizmy!

by jenny April 22, 2003

Jizmark

Noun. The stain left behind resulting from male ejaculation.

"You should have seen the jizmark on Theresa's bed!"

by -r May 14, 2006

Jizmata

The act of hammering a nail through your urethra onto a wooden board, pinning it down with dissection pins, then proceeding to put out a burning piece of paper or cigarette on your shaft. Also known as jizzmatism.

For a video example, look up “pierced johnson penis nailed pinned and burned” on xvideos.

“Yo bro, last night I gave myself a jizmata. I came so hard.”
“That’s so knarly dude! I really gotta try that!”

by PhattyDaddy December 1, 2022

jizmical

Jizz-mic-cal
Like Mystical but sounds better. May or may not involve Jizz

fuck that beanie is jizmical as

by jizzmonkee June 11, 2006

jizmo

An incredible amount of semen.

Do you think that stuff on the porn actress' face is real? I mean.. That a lot of jizmo.

by Greg O'neal October 9, 2003

jizmonkey

a monkey who jizzes on fit bitches

the monkey jizzed on the fit whore coz he's a jizmonkey

by sektor3 June 11, 2003