purple monkey dishwasher

A parody of the game 'telephone' used on an episode of The Simpsons. Instead of an original message becoming jumbled by person to person contact, the message is perfectly repeated at the end...but with the addition of the words "purple monkey dishwasher."

Nora's pregnant with Greg's baby after sleeping firt with Tony, John and Barney...but she's telling Tim it's his due to their fling at Thanksgiving....purple monkey dishwasher.

by Jax Bak January 20, 2010

dirty dishwasher

When you are performing anal on someone and you pull out your penis and have then perform oral.

I was banging this chic in the ass, and I pulled it out and she gave me a dirty dishwasher.

by EZ August 1, 2003

dishwasher

something that virgins call women bc they’re mad they don’t get pussy

kayla: i don’t want to have sex with you because you’re unpleasant
brad: whatever dishwasher make me a sandwich

by b0ss.jpg_666RUFUS December 23, 2020

loading-the-dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk.

Man it been a while since I've loaded-the-dishwasher.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

dishwasher

I don't know, an expensive drying rack

What the hell is a dishwasher?

by VeteranString12 January 20, 2022

Mexican Dishwasher

When a girl is eating your asshole, giving you the reach around jerk off, and you give her the diarrhea spray

I took Maria home last night and I gave her the Mexican Dishwasher. Now we need to call a plumber and house keeper.

by Lord wagner May 15, 2018

A funny dishwasher

Anshika

Girl: *tells a joke*
Boy: Damn, you’re a funny dishwasher

by notafunnydishwasher October 23, 2020