religion

an excuse used to let people allow you to bomb the hell out of the world.

Student:Can I kill President Bush?
Teacher:No.
Student:But I'm a Muslim.
Teacher:Oh, I am so, so sorry. Go ahead.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

husband

Adjective-Synonymous with Kleenex tissue:
Soft,
Strong and disposable.

Man, that dildo was husband.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

loading-the-dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk.

Man it been a while since I've loaded-the-dishwasher.

by Srihari November 27, 2004