Jewyears

Short for Jewish New Year, or Rosh Hashanah, observed on the first day or the first and second days of Tishri and marked by solemnity as well as festivity.

To jews it's the year 5765, like they're from the future or something.

by Chintzmaster September 15, 2004

jewly noted

When a helmet warrior acknowledges criticism.

'Hey Jew dick, Christmas is real'
'Jewly noted'

by Womb Worm April 27, 2014

Jewfy

Being cheap for a goofy reason

Mom: By this for your little brother.
Me: I can't afford it, I'm saving up for a liquid ass.
Mom: Your jewfy!

by SumWeirdGuy April 26, 2015

Jewwitch

When your dog pukes and pick the pick up. You place the puke between a hamburger bun and procide to fuck it. After you Cum you eat the Jewwitch.

The Dog must not eat any Pork

That guy ate a jewwitch

by Roughneck793 May 22, 2021

Jewy Jewbag

the greatest name for a true douchebag

Kenneth Erasmus is the biggest jewy jewbag in all ze world

by babaganouche December 16, 2008

Jewy-us Ceasar

The King of all Jews. A person who is very cheap with their own money, but who have no problem with making decisions about another persons money. These people will usually do things like pick the drink at a bar, but then make you pay for it.

Person 1: Alright, it's $60 per person for the bottles tonight.
Person 2: I didn't drink anything, but here's a $20.

Person 1: But you made drinks for that girl from our bottle all night.....
Person 2: Yeah, but it wasn't me who drank them, so I'm not paying.

Person 1: Your such a Jewy-us Ceasar dude.....

by J Lucas August 30, 2010

jewwybean

A fruity burst of judaism.

An evening with ben is like biting into a jewwybean.

by Naton November 30, 2007