jewmonkey

A gay jewish man with a long nose who likes to bring young boys home to his place, then rob them after he kills them.

Valsu went jewmonkey on the poor boy

by figo February 14, 2005

Jewtron

A robot designed for the one purpose of being a jew most likely created for when all the jews are gone

Jim "wheres my jewtron i need to do my taxes"

by GhoSt-bUst-thAt February 24, 2009

nimmy jewtron

the best meme

Friend : tell me a meme
You: nimmy jewtron
Everyone else: *kills self*

by memer master February 7, 2018

Jewpons

A jewish youth, usually male, who collects coupons for food and the like to save money for him and his friends. Often, a jewpons will organize the ordering of food for a group of friends, sometimes skimming enough profits that his meal is free.

"Jewpons, order us some Taco Bell."

by Flandaddy2 November 21, 2009

Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Jewon

The sexiest nigga alive, he's the nicest guy you'll ever meet all Jewons are absolutely one of a kind Plus all Jewons suffer from ls which is long shlong syndrom their penises usually range from 1-4 feet They are known for being shy yet secretly funny at times. They know how to make you smile and are very hard to stay mad at.

Jewon is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum sexy

by Tyle'r Allen May 30, 2013

jewtionary

A book where you may look up words that are commonly used by jewish people.

I didn't know what she said... i had to look it up in the jewtionary.

by PDiggs July 17, 2007