Jewgasm

When someone who is cheap finds out that there is a sale of any kind and has an orgasm from the excitement.

Alex: "Look at that... half off on drinks."

Schaaf: "No WAY! OMG thats amazing!"

Alex: "Wow clam down, don't have a jewgasm."

by Brad-Alex June 28, 2010

Jewtastrophy

A catastrophe concerning the Jewish people or culture.

The Holocaust was a Jewspiracy?!?!

Hell no! The Holocaust was a Jewtastrophy!

by Ladhra May 30, 2014

jewtastic

An adjective describing a business deal where one of the parties gets ripped off.

Dude, I just sold my $500 car to that moron for $3,000! That was totally jewtastic!

by Dude Regular February 21, 2011

Jewgasm

Jewgasm - (jew.gaz.zem)-n.

1. What the sight of large amounts of money, a load of dead towelheads, a democratic president, Barbara Streisand etc. creates in a Jew.
2. What a Jewish American Princess fakes in order to get a Bloomingdales spending card.

1. Check out that guy who bought that second-hand Ferrari for three grand. Bet he's jewgasming in his pants as we speak.
2. Susan Portnoy just spent the GDP of a small African country at Bloomingdales. Probably had to jewgasm a hell of a lot.

by Ed Zimmer December 17, 2007

Jewmas

When Jewish people celebrate Christmas for various reasons i.e. they like the feeling of the trees, presents, etc; they feel left out; or just because they want to celebrate Christmas in a nonreligious manner.

Sydney: Yeah, Jamie, I got Uggs for Jewmas!
Jamie: No way! I got a mac laptop!
Sydney: Whoa! I love Jewmas!

by jamiesayshi! December 25, 2009

jewland

Israel

often used derogatively by those who do not know where jews come from

ignorant anti-semite: Go back to jewland you stupid Jew!!
Jew: - oy* -
*stereotypical jewish interjection

or

(insert magical story here)

by farged December 30, 2007

jewtastic

something so jewish that it is fantastic

The boy wearing that kippa is jewtastic!

by somebody-here November 20, 2006