Jewraffe

A Jew with a very long neck, combination of "Jew" and "Giraffe".

person 1: Wow she has a long neck!
person 2: And she's Jewish!
person 1: She's a Jewraffe!
person 2: ROFL! I'm gonna put that on Urban Dictionary!
person 1: LOL! awesome!

by joe725 April 14, 2007

jewrab

1) a person of half jewish, half arabic descent.

2) one bad ass motherfucker

eg. Mariam is only pissed because she was forced to go to the synagogue when she wanted to go to the mosque, what a jewrab.

by jenjewfer September 2, 2009

Jewbate

A form of masturbation in which you wrap a dollar bill around your dick/dildo and when your about to bust you recite the 'Shema'

David: Man, You gonna come to the game?
Kevin: Nah man, im gonna go Jewbate allover my Girl's face
David: Damn that Jaint sounds fuckin sick!

by Adolf "killa jew" Hitler November 16, 2009

Jewgat

a Jewish person who is also gay.

John is such a Jewish faggot.
You mean a Jewgat?
Yes exactly!

by Vash8504 June 30, 2011

Jewdatude

the poor attitude exhibited by certain Jews at certain times of stress

Chaim was so upset about a .01 cent increase in matza that he showed his true jewdatude.

by frankthetankpunchycreepo March 23, 2010

JewrasticPark

Jewrasticpark is the go to meme page for edgy memes. Jewrasticpark has never been found guilty of posting a normie meme. He has high quality memes that you won’t find on any other meme page. Jewrasticpark is also the original creator of the tiddy drop which other meme pages caught onto and started to make their own. The first tiddy drop Jewrasticpark made was to the song “Mr.Clean” by Yung Gravy which he posted at 4k followers on his original Jewrasticpark page. The original page was later banned at 57.3k followers. Sadly, Jewrasticpark has been banned by instagram a few times, but he doesn’t give up. He starts over and quickly regains his followers.

Hey man did you see the new meme Jewrasticpark posted. I can’t stop thinking about it.

by jellyfroot January 12, 2019

Jewmata

When talking about Auschwitz while getting anal from a Jew, during which time you say "oh shit" and no one can discern the difference of what you are saying.

As Hayden pounded Jeremy's ass, he let slip an misheard "oh shit". This Jewmata hurt Hayden's feelings and Jeremy was subsequently passed to trey.

by Rancorrage May 30, 2019