Jewmash

a person of Jewish and Chumash Native American descent.

Bob: You know that girl sally?
Bill: Yeah, the Jewmash?
Bob: What?
Bill: Her mom is Jewish and her dad is Chumash, she's Jewmash.

by zipzopzoobitybob September 13, 2011

jewman shuman

Stemming from Jewish traditions, a male lights each candle of the menorah for the appropriate night. Following the candle lighting ceremony, the male rolls a latke into a cylinder and thrusts it into the females anus. He then eats the latke out and once the latke is consumed, he proceeds to engage in the act of anal sex.

That guy jewman shumanned her so hard last night.

by Jalapena October 28, 2014

Jewmaxxing

Jewmaxxing, this slang came from a word called min maxing meaning you’re focusing at one stat than all the other stats. Therefore you’re maxing your jewishness above anything else.

Timmy: Do you know what jewmaxxing is??
Tommy: Yeah History Wizard explained it on his tiktok
Timmy: *After watching his tiktok* Wow this “jewmaxxing” seems pretty offensive since I am a jew myself

by Arbaybay May 23, 2023

Jewmaster

Somebody, not necesserly a jewish, who have a lot of experience in the jew attitude department.

It was my turn to go to the bathroom and that jewmaster just pass in front of me!
I gave some money to frank so he could buy me some beer and he did'nt even brought back the change! What a jewmaster!

by aytin October 16, 2008

Jewmo

A jew that is a emo, currently there is one in the world.

'look at that jewmo over there'
'wow what a jewmo'

JD

by Sommer And Joe December 17, 2008

Jewmobile

A car that mainly Jews travel in. Usually very expensive, but not pimped.Jewmobiles include Cadillacs, BMWs, and various other expensive cars.

Oh man that was one awesome Jewmobile that we passed back there.

by Jewmobile Rider May 18, 2009

Jewmongous

Something that is humongous that pertains to a Jewish person.

A batmitzvah is a very Jewmongous time in a girl's life

by JuanAFanta May 5, 2009