Jet-skiing

When someone who has consumed too much alcohol passes out and you ride their unconscious body down the nearest set of stairs. Incredibly fun unless you're the one unconscious.

Elliott got really drunk at the party last night and passed out, so we went jet-skiing with him.

by mcniggleston January 30, 2012

Unload the jet skis

To poop on the beach by the treeline.

I have to unload the jet skis on that picnic table by that vacationing family.

by godnus May 4, 2009

jet skirt

A skirt that is cut so high that when the female wearing it bends over you can see her "cock pit". Generally only used to describe the combination of wearing no panties and an extremely short skirt.

The hooker on the corner of Barnes and Noble was wearing a jet skirt... It was so short I could see it all even without her bending over!

by Sex Fiend October 19, 2002

Jet-skiing

When a gurl holds your thighs like handlebars and rests your balls on her nose rassberrying your taint making you cum!!!

That bitch was jet-skiing me so hard I came like the fountain of youth all over her forehead😝

by Kevin Reiterer December 4, 2017

Cheetahs and Jet Skis

1. When you are frustrated, when you feel like the world is over, when something good happens...it brings a warm fuzzy feeling. Therefore, the only thing left in this world left to say is, Cheetahs and Jet skis.

2. The literal definition would be a wild carnivorous cat and mini boats.

1. So, I was fired from my job today but whatever, cheetahs and jet skis.

2. Savana: I found new headphones.
James: Cheetahs and jet skis boo boo.

3. Gay: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, oh my goodness guys, can you believe it? At the beach house there are Cheetahs and jet skis. Oh my GOSH, I love cheetahs and jet skis.

Everyone else: hahaha cheetahs and jet skis.

by Chico Blacklung January 7, 2011

paintball on jet-skis

when close friends do something awesome together while another close friend is not present

Friend: Dude, Bill and I just went base jumping with super models.
Other Friend: You didn't even invite me! Paintball on jet-skis.

by Garbagio333 July 17, 2010

jet-skiied

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.

'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1

*10 yards later*

'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2

Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"

by bohemianchild November 2, 2012