jeffy spaghetti

in an alternate universe where Jesus is named Jeffy spaghetti instead.

OH, JEFFY SPAGHETTI!!

by spaghetti jeff January 23, 2018

Jeffy Job

Commonly known in the trade as DIY carried out to a substandard condition.

Bob: 'That skirting board is hanging off?'

Ben: 'Looks like a Jeffy Job'

by C4r15 March 29, 2010

jeffy gaywad

aka jeff gordon.
jeff gordon's nickname.

"...and jeffy gaywad loses the Daytona 500."

by one time i went to the store to buy candy May 7, 2005

jeffy spaghetti

jesus christ in an alternate universe woooooooaaaahhhhh

OH JEFFY SPAGHETTI!!!

by spaghetti jeff January 22, 2018

jeffy sleeper pick

A fantasy football draft pick who can end up having just a shredded bit of success throughout the entire football season, or be the reigning NFL MVP. Is typically made by guys who always qualify for the consolation bracket each year.

Guy 1- "Aaron Rodgers was my jeffy sleeper pick this season."

Guy 2- "Dude, Aaron Rodgers was the top ranked QB in the draft rankings"

Guy 1- "Yeah well nobody else Tweeted that they were thinking about drafting him, or mentioned his name in the last ten minutes, so therefore he's my jeffy sleeper pick."

by kenny-wheatons-gonna-score October 27, 2010

Jeffy in the Road

A minor inconvenience; a speedbump in the way of getting with a girl; the guy, who has an outstanding relationship with a girl, who you must bump out of the way to get with her

Guy 1: Man, I'd love to get with Jolanta.
Guy 2: I heard she has a boyfriend.
Guy 1: Nevermind him. He's just a Jeffy in the Road. He'll be out of the picture in a week.

by Andrew Gordon September 20, 2008

jeffy spaghetti

In an alternate universe where jesus christ is jeffy spaghetti.

OH JEFFY SPAGHETTI

by spaghetti jeff May 3, 2018