judgemental shoelace

smol snek that looks like a shoelace

he silently judges u

beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren

if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run

' oh look its a judgemental shoelace'

by judgemental shoelace November 18, 2018

judgement day

The day when Skynet, a global defense program, goes active and turns the machines against the human race. John Connor is our only hope. "There is no fate but what we make."

Honey, take the trash out, tomorrows Judgement Day.

by We get pwned February 18, 2005

Judgematic

unable to fairly judge problems due to being biased

People are so judgematic due to bullshit.

by Gothicc Princess August 18, 2020

Dr. Jeiger

Typically the name of chemistry teachers that look like an egg, touch little kids, and are unable to tie their shoes.

Person #1 I heard you lost your virginity?
Person #2 yea Dr. Jeiger told me to come to wrestling practice, Only for me to find out he meant something completely different

by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 7, 2019

activist judges

A term Republicans and the religious right use to describe judges who make rulings based on the Constitution rather than the Bible or the Republican party platform

Free speech applies to everyone not just conservatives.
Freedom of religion applies to everyone not just Christians.
The "Equal Protection" clause of the 14th amendment applies to everyone not just white male heterosexual Christians. When courts make rulings acknowledging these simple truths Republicans call them activist judges.

by Mr.Juan-derful October 12, 2010

don't judge me

What I usually have to say when I get drunk in the middle of the day and watch Blues Clues.

Roommate: "What the..?"
Me: "Don't judge me!"

by Swallowcarryingacoconut May 11, 2006

jewgene

A Jewish guy who acts Italian. A Jewgene is trying to be a be like wisguy from brooklyn.

It is taking from the Italian term "cugene" (i dont knok the correct spelling of that so please don't wack me)

Artie's a long island jewish guy, he always wears a wifebeater when he goes to little Italy for expresso after he eats his bagels, what a Jewgene, trying to be like a good fella. Can also be a female.

by Sally Bread September 15, 2004