Javes

Javes is a gay individual that lives in Maryland, his pee pee is under 3 inches and no Javes Samuel didn’t write this!

Hi I’m Javes, I like fuckin kangaroos

by Enok with the fat cock September 26, 2018

Jave Smite

A term used to describe a desperate type of male who continues to message and call girls that they are interested in/borderline stalking, even though they never get a response. A Jave Smite may also try to use multiple platforms for contact all at the same time, just incase the first three social media platforms were somehow not working properly. This sometimes results in a string of frustrated messages followed by an apology then the next day the cycle starts again. Typical messages include: "hey" "you alrite" "Wuu2" "blanked" "guess ur busy then" and the ever popular "???"

Girl 1: This is the third set of missed calls and question marks today, first WhatsApp, then Facebook, now snapchat, why won't he take the hint?!

Girl 2: oh he's a right old jave smite that one, just keep on ignoring him he'll go away eventually...

by iLoVeLeOpArDpRiNt June 5, 2018

Javed

A big man with a big willy really on smoke and is soo sexy! Would recommend to give briz to javed

Omg here comes javed the sexy bastard don’t steal my pouch😬😳

by Tanisha0161mannyonthemap May 13, 2022

Javed

A big man with a big willy really on smoke and is soo sexy! Would recommend to give briz to javed

Omg here comes javed the sexy bastard don’t steal my pouch😬😳

by Tanisha0161mannyonthemap May 13, 2022

Javed

A big man with a big willy really on smoke and is soo sexy! Would recommend to give briz to javed

Omg here comes javed the sexy bastard don’t steal my pouch😬😳

by Tanisha0161mannyonthemap May 13, 2022

JaVeS

A name that is pronounced by saying lace, but the c is replaced with v and an s at the end.. A name that is used in Discord, although it's rare to find one, if you're very lucky, you'll be rewarded with a friendship you'll never regret.

Jias: Hey man, have you met a friend named JaVeS in Discord ?
Sairax: nah man, who is that guy ?
Jias: I won't tell you who he is, but you'll meet him. Soon.

by ᴶᶦᵃˢ' ᶠᴮᴵ March 22, 2021

Jave.

The combining of the first names Dave and Jay

Dave took a day off from work and was replaced for the day by another worker named Jay. When Dave returned to work the next day his “friend” started calling him Jave.

by anonymous March 25, 2021