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jargonnaut

An individual who speaks using precise acronyms, slang, and obscure words related to one or more specialized professions even when not talking to other individuals in the profession; someone who talks over others' heads subconsciously using specialized words.
Bones is such a jargonnaut --- she left the entire jury behind while describing that kid's skeleton.

I don't get invited to parties anymore because whenever I do, I turn into a total jargonnaut and look like an elitist asshole.
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medical jargon

Words and acronyms your doctor uses to insult you.
Medical Jargon - "Here is a prescription for acetaminophen."
by punger1 November 4, 2013
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Straight jargon

Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.
Examples of straight jargon:

1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"

2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies

Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."
by CST507 November 11, 2021
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Jargon Games

Jargon games is a small flash gaming site.
by Brad June 9, 2003
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Jungle Jargon

Term used by racists to describe the slang language they believe is used by black people. It is most likely derived from the term "jungle bunny."
"That jungle bunny tried to yell somethin' at me, but I couldn't understand his jungle jargon."
by some dewd March 27, 2008
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Jargon

Jargon is the blabble and random thoughts that emerge from a mouth.
Florence not only says a bunch of jargon, but sings it as well.
by googlechromefast October 20, 2010
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Jargon

Slang words used by marines also known as jarheads to get a point across quickly when regular conversation is engaged.
(marine 1) I didn't know your sister was a hot Whiskey Tango.

(marine 2) Hey! don't use that jargon around me.
by 0311 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot January 1, 2009
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