Jarrod

A Jarrod is a sweet , loving, hilarious , and fun person. Jarrods are tall and skinny and usually wear glasses. You can't resist a Jarrod! Jarrods sometimes go by other names like BreadHead and are in clubs like "The Breakfast Club". Jarrods love video games and are really good at them! A Jarrod is an awesome friend , and always has your back during MW2!

You see that MW2 gamer ? He's so Jarrod!

That BreadHead is such a Jarrod!

by Cristy_Biscuit February 3, 2010

Jargon

Elder demon of tech support. Summoned on command to confuse and/or impress customers and/or women.

Level:49
Type:Fire

1. Use technical terms and Jargon to impress the customer.
2. Use black magic and Jargon to harvest the customer's soul.

by Jargon!! April 21, 2010

Jarod

Likes to point out fat asses

Jarod yelled at that girl and told her she had a fat ass

by YoungThugSmokey April 17, 2017

jargoc

An alternative form of the word "lasagna".

My friend's phone has T-9 but "lasagna" isn't a word. In his phone it goes to "jargoc" instead.

by merechance February 9, 2008

jargonaut

1 a person who uses jargon in every-day conversation.

2 a person adept in the navigation of heavily jargon filled literature.

A jargonaut might say: she/he is the NCO @ the HPY in charge of DCH and MBS processing on a RTS basis in accordance with DCHMBSP.

by Divado January 14, 2008

dick-jargon

Talking like a cock. A type of incoherent language mainly associated with being a dick

Boy: All I want to do is sit on a nice cock, suck on a nice dick

Boy2: Mate, you're talking in dick-jargon

by Willis McGee July 20, 2006

Floppy Jarod

A floppy Jarod occurs when a man's dick is super hard, and then suddenly an ugly-ass person and/or thing comes in, and he is turned off. Immediately his dick turns into a floppy Jared.

Person 1: I was so hard last night until I saw my girlfriend's pussy.
Person 2: Haha, really?
Person 1: Yeahh Man! I was so turned off; I got a Floppy Jarod.

by Johnny Smores. April 4, 2009