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Janette

Janette \JAH-nette\, n. orig. Heaven
Janette is the name bestowed upon the most amazing, delectable and awesome female human beings. It is a word that can also be used to describe awe of the female kind.
1. Janette rocks my socks.

2. Whoa, look at that girl. She's totally like a Janette.

3. The Janette is overwhelming me!
by QueenJ August 29, 2008
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peep show janitor

Low-paying, unsavory profession entailing the cleaning of the booths where patrons enter to watch a peep show. Condsidered to be the worst career move a person could ever make, this job rates at the very bottom in the self-esteem and prestige categories.
Dave: Whatever happened to Brad, the valedictorian? Wasn't he voted most likely to succeed back in high school?

Tom: I guess he must have fallen on hard times. Last I heard, he was sucking dick for crack after he was fired from his peep show janitor position.
by Robb H May 11, 2006
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Jakotsu

1.) An extremely feminine and openly homosexual psychopath from the anime Inuyasha.
2.) The impetus behind 50+ repeat threads appearing in the Action Discussion folder at the Adult Swim messageboards overnight.
3.) The cause of many a SwimMod's sleepless nights.
Yes, Jakotsu is gay. Get the fuck over it.
by Annoyed ASMB Member June 13, 2005
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Janorexia

the act of starving oneself in january to lose christmas podge
no, i cant eat lunch ive got janorexia
by k80s January 4, 2011
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Janopause

There are two definitions for 'Janopause':

1) Where someone refuses to drink for the entire of the month of January, to make up for all the drinking done over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.

2) Where a woman doesn't get her period at all during the month of January, as she got herself pregnant over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.
1)
Brad: Dude, you wanna grab a drink after work?
Dave: Nah, I'm having my Janopause - I drank far to much around Christmas.

2)
Mary: You are not going to believe this, but I think I'm pregnant!?
Kelly: Really? When's the last time you got your period?
Mary: Well, my last one was in December.
Kelly: Janopause! Who did you have unprotected sex with on New Years Eve!?
by buckonz January 6, 2012
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janora

Janora is a very sweet and kind person that is caring and loving and puts others before herself. She is often sad but still trys to make the best of it. Shes a pretty quiet person. She is VERY cute but doesnt seem to think so. She is a really creative and artistic person that likes to draw and watch anime. She plays the violin and loves music. She is a great freind to have and helps in anyway she can.
Only a Janora coukd be such a beautiful and caring person.
by ?*';@÷) June 29, 2019
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Jaeoticc

Random mashup of vowels with a few consonants mixed so that you can pronounce it however you wanna. Commonly used to refer to someone with some great rng.
Jaeoticc got through the first round of fall guys.... again.
by Bot131 November 13, 2021
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