Holy jumping Jesus on a jet ski

This shows shock or surprise to something that has just occurred.

Person 1: I bought you a Lamborghini

Person 2: HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A JET SKI! I love you so much!

by celeste.doorknob March 30, 2015

Context Jumping

In a conversation, it is the act of applying a different context to a word or phrase without the conversation having actually shifted context with it, thus confusing the listener. frequent iterations of context jumping will likely result in violence directed at the jumper from the listener.

It is the act "punning" without formally telling a pun.

Person 1: The dressing is totally what makes or breaks the salad.
Person 2: I hate dressing.
Person 1: Me too, but my wife hates when I walk around naked.
Person 2: Stop fucking Context Jumping!

by SloggenDazs August 24, 2016

jumping the couch

The defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah

Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah

by Asher77 September 2, 2005

jumping the couch

a rare disease where one randomly decides they should kill oprah, join scientology, or suddenly marry katie holmes.

Tom Cruise is one of the poor souls who have been diagnosed with the Jumping the Couch disorder.

by the person who will soon reveal the secrets of area51 February 11, 2006

we're jumping onto white base

A mandatory phrase for driving a powerful vehicle off a cliff. Can be applied to situations not involving, a base or any headquarters. Can also be applied to different coloured base.Being fat and black( or was he mexican?......or puerto rican?) is optional. Being a comic relief anime character is a plus.

Sean:" Dude take a left!"
Danny:" That's a cliff!?"
Sean: "Dude trust me!"
Danny"FINE JEEZ......OH FUCK!!!"
Sean" WE'RE JUMPING ONTO WHITE BASE!!!!!"
Sean and Danny:" AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"

by darkbeard May 6, 2008

Jaming

It's a mind set, a philosophy even, of simply just 🄹🄰🄼🄸🄽🄶

Religion founded by Ethan Anderson, the following is approximately six teenagers in a small town in Texas.

We are jaming.

Good morning jamers.

by thefuckingducks May 12, 2021

iPod Jamming

The act of tapping/dancing/singing etc. whilst listening to your iPod.

Oftentimes it isn't pleasant to observe.

Fred: Dude, I saw Karley iPod Jamming at lunch today.

Charlie: I bet your ears are ringing, or your eyes burning?

Fred: I went frickin' blind for one minute!

by Markens January 29, 2009