Jalapeno Popsicle

Insert jalapeno into rectum, penetrate rectum, romantic explosion in rectum, pull it out and let her suck it off.

The old lady was cooking Mexican for dinner and had jalapenos next to the stove. I decided to shove the jalapenos in her ass, came in it, pulled it out and let her lick it off. I said “How’s your jalapeno popsicle, darling?”

by denverAHO January 18, 2009

Jalapeno Wink

This is when a Mexican dude drinks a lot of tequila, pisses in your eye, and it stings like a jalapeno.

I'm fucking give you a jalapeno wink if you don't chill that shit out.

by Simply February 9, 2005

Jalapeno Bagel

A person of Puerto Rican and Jewish descent.

Kelly Greenberg is a spicy little Jalapeno Bagel.

by G Money July 2, 2004

leeno jalapeno

a poem about a person who is cat fanatic , and wants to become a cat. In Asian culture it is used to define a Chinese looking person.

boy 1 : look she uploaded a cat picture again
boy 2 : oh she is such a leeno jalapeno

by oxford1 March 15, 2015

Jalapeno Popper

An act in which a woman has previously cut up jalapenos (or another spicy pepper) and then fondles a male's privates, resulting in an unpleasant burning sensation.

I was so mad at my boyfriend the other night, I decided to make him fajitas and then give him a jalapeno popper.

by Panda DC September 6, 2010

jalapeno stuffer

a homosexual hispanic male

yo Jose's cousin is a real fucking jalapeno stuffer

by fishrman July 17, 2003

Jalapeno pussy

This is a beaner version of "all up in your pussy" but could also mean shoving a jalapeno up your or someone elses asshole

Imma get jalapeno pussy baby girl.

by Yeetmastersupreme June 12, 2018