Jacques Cousteau

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1. The act of giving head as if you were drowning and the balls contained oxygen.
2. Extremely vigorous felatio.

While Betty was extremely underqualified for the position, she managed to 'Jacques Cousteau' her way to the top of the corporate ladder.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

The Jacques Cousteau

The action in which a man stands over a girl, lowers his testicles over her eyes, bends his penis down and places it into her mouth. Making it look like the girl has a mask and snorkel on.

Dude last night April and I went back to my place and I totally gave her the Jacques Cousteau.

by jbomb108 November 3, 2009

Jacques Chirac

The French president embroiled in politcal scandal at home, not punishable by French law until he is out of office.

The posterboy for Anti-Bush extremists who have little to no knowledge of the depth of French investment in pre-war Iraqi Oil and defense contracts.

Elf-Aquitaine
France Telecom
UN Oil for Food Program
Daussalt
Cotecna

by Free Press in France July 1, 2005

jaquese

Name depicting certain traits of Harlem born black people, specifically the ability to use a 9mm weapon and or switch blade.

My name is Jacquese and i have a 9 milli and i is gonna shoot you up for real.

by Jacquese January 22, 2004

jacques chirac

To urinate on the shaved belly of one's mistress postcoitus.

Justin performed pulled a jacques chirac on Claudette, after which she smelled slightly better.

by Ribbit Rabbit July 16, 2006

Jacquefied

A person, place, or thing permanently affected by Jacqueline Pauly.

The mangled corpse had been Jacquefied beyond recognition.

by Naga4life September 1, 2009

Jacques

1.A well toned, dedicated gymnast. See also: Microbiology major, biochemistry major or chemistry minor.
2. "Funny guy"
3.My well toned, dedicated boyfriend.

Jacques came over last night and brought me a bouquet of flowers.

by Your Tess July 16, 2008