jackbag

Referring to a sock that a male has used to catch his sperm during masturbation.

also

Slang used as an insult comparing someone to a sock that a male has ejaculated into during masturbation.

guy1: That dude is nasty!
guy2: No kidding he is a real jackbag!

by MrFun May 20, 2010

JackWagon

Noun. The wagon that picks you up and takes you to Jack-in-the-Box.

Leroy "Man, I'm so hungry. I got a hankering for a Jumbo Jack."

Terry "Yo, me too. Where's that JackWagon at? I gotta get my grub on!"

by ElVagabundo December 13, 2010

Jackfanny

someone who is dumber than a jackass but smarter than a box of rocks
-dipshit
-wanker
-flakey moron
-nitwit

Watch that jackfanny blow leaves into the neighbor's yard.

As usual, that jackfanny has no clue what the fuck he's doing.

by pink petunia June 12, 2011

Jackwagon

A slang word describing person who is being a pain in the butt or a goober.

My husband is such a jackwagon.

You jackwagon.

by Bekkiwiththegoodhair February 4, 2020

JackFace

A moron, a dumbass, someone who is oblivious to the fact that there mere presence makes others want to vomit.

A sly way to insult someone without them knowing it.

Someone who thinks they are cool but just ends up making a fool of themselves.

"Bubba is such a JackFace!"

"What's up Jackface!"

"Look at that guy trying to pick up my grandma, what a JackFace!"

by Chris Alcott January 11, 2005

jackbag

noun, referring to a person the speaker is unfamiliar with but who has quickly and unmistakably distinguishes himself as either a jackass or a dickbag. Used when the speaker is as yet unsure which insult best fits the recipient.

Who are all these jackbags that Google+ is suggesting I circle up and hang out with?

by wordsaremycraft July 22, 2011

Jackface

One whose face is of Jackish quality.

My friend Bob was being a real Jackface the other day.

by Odisirus November 24, 2006