Jablonski

To check someone from behind while playing hockey, in hopes of paralyzing them.

"If you take the puck from me one more time, im gonna Jablonski you!!!"

by Offspring243 May 17, 2012

jalondia

A girl with a fat ass and shows it on Instagram and will also take your man within minutes of her twerking

Jalondia is a bad bitch.

by Sexy coco March 18, 2017

Jaaron Hayek

A male who is very very sexy. He is hotter then your soup. When you burn yourself with burning water, yeah he’s hotter than that!!

Jaaron Hayek is so sexy and is hotter than the sun.

by mini fish February 12, 2018

Jaelon

Jaelon’s are nice funny boys. It’s not a common name but they are a really good guy and is a good boyfriend. He usually pulls his ruler skeng for bants. Jaelon’s will usually hang out with a large group of friends but sometimes he does not. Jaelon’s are good at video games aswell.

‘Jaelon is so fit’

by Sekretz November 11, 2018

Jahlongulous

it is a term that defines a big pepe otherwise known as a big dick

damn. i pulled his pants down and his jahlongulous hit me in the forehead.

by mawrkuhs’ March 19, 2019

Jablonskied

When you drink so much alcohol you can't walk anymore.

Dude, you got so jablonskied last night we almost had to bring you home in a wheelchair!

by Bigdog7777 January 13, 2021

Jaalan

I am pretty sure im the only person in the united states with this name. Maybe even the world.

Yo wsp Jaalan.

by kingjay3651 May 25, 2021