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JWism

The belief system of the high-control group known as “Jehovah’s Witnesses.”

Followers include people who give unquestioning obedience to a “Governing Body” that is based in New York, USA. They feel good about themselves for doing not much at all except waiting for Armageddon, traumatizing children and vulnerable people into submission and exerting undue influence on people’s families, careers and personal finances.
JWism is not just a religion. It is a pyramid scheme that is also a toxic book club.
by Here_I_Am_Bend_Me July 21, 2022
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Jwiki

The "Jwiki" is someone who has a take on a subject matter, but the take is always incorrect, filled with dog takes and always backs it up with "Oh, someone who is knowledgeable about this subject said this, so it must be true". The Jwiki is also a closet furry, watches hentai and is a femboy.
That was a jwiki take right there.
by Jwiki July 29, 2022
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Jwiki

A Jwiki is a person who consistently has takes on subject matters they're not informed about, citing information from the Internet or a particular person as gospel, this person does not actually look up what they're arguing during the conversation but after the conversation. This person is also a fucking femboy.
That was a jwiki take right there.
by The_Jwiki August 1, 2022
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jwimming

When you don’t have swim wear so you wear your work jeans
Holy fuck is that man jwimming
by Masterbaiter58 September 13, 2022
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jwig

Text to mom: "Can I go to Jessica's house?"
Mom: "why?"
Me: "jwig"
by Izzbiz99 November 20, 2022
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JWIYFGTC

A acronym for a parson named Johnny and what toppings or condiments they like on a hotdog

(Johnny What Is Your Favorite Glizzy Topping / Condiment ?)
YO JWIYFGTC
by Donte Peake August 31, 2023
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JWISOTT

Acronym: Just What It Says On The Tin

Used to suggest that this book can, in fact, be judged by its cover: this item is exactly as it was described. It like a can of beans that contains beans, exactly as the label states.
"That movie 'Snakes on a Plane'--what's it about?"
"JWISOTT. It's about people trapped on a plane with a lot of snakes."
by GrumpCurmudgeon March 8, 2025
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