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justin bieber

Justin Bieber is a lesbian who was too gay to be on The L Word.
Hey did you know that Justin Bieber is a lesbian not gay?

Why don't they debate that shit on tv coz its worth it?
by daegyparad October 8, 2011
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Justin Bieber

Worse then Rebecca Black...and thats saying something...
Show Host (to ozzy osbourne): Do you listen to justin bieber?

Ozzy: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
by Not justin bieber August 6, 2011
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Justin Bieber

A girl in disguise, using their diguise to become famous amongst other girls who were mean to "him" in early childhood.
Baby, Baby, Baby, OOOOOOH
-Justin Bieber
by [Enter Clever Pseudonym Here] November 27, 2011
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Justin Bieber

The ultimate archetype of everything that's wrong with the music industry. Country boy turned wannabe gangster. Succubus to legions of parasitic humanoids who feed off popularity, i.e tweens. Worshipped by armies of fans who wouldnt know a decent tune if it came up to them and slapped their face repeatedly with a wet fish. Also has a legion of haters who seem to realise this also. Doesn't know what Germany is. Has a weird crush on sex crazed Rihanna, exhibiting typical stalker behaviour. Is one of a growing number of music figures whose real talent is overshadowed by their ability to sell an image of 'the next big thing' (if any). A corporate tool for music companies who should get the hint and realise their marketable teenybopper trash is killing off what is left of decent music.
Dont you just want to punch Justin Bieber in the face when he states 'who wants to make out with me right now?' during his Never say Never video? I know I do...
by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011
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Justin Bieber

Ninny-livered gorbellied newt (and that's insulting newts)
Guy one: I was just listening to Justin Bieber!

Guy two: You mean that ninny-livered gorbellied newt?

Guy one: He's not a ninny-livered gorbellied newt!

Guy two: *pulls out gun* do you want to rephrase that?
by Idiots in Motion May 16, 2013
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Justin Bieber

There are good artists and then there's Justin Bieber.
by Windows10Hater November 30, 2013
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Justin Bieber

The 18-year-old lesbian second coming of Donny Osmond, whose fans are pre-pubescent females possessing a secret insecurity about thier pubic hair.
Biebitch: Omggg! Justin Bieber is sooo hawt now! Look at the way he poses on the album cover of "Boyfriend".

Me: You have no fucking taste in music, the music gods laugh at you.

Biebitch: Ugh, Shut up, you're just jealous of him.

Me: BITCH PLEASE! If I was jealous of a lesbian, It'd be my sista kd lang!!!
by spideyrescue July 6, 2012
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