JOD

The act of a person using 3 year old rusty spoons that they retrieved from their pockets to spread on old woman with dementia. Which results in the other person retrieving a very gay and autistic aura.

I was walking down the road and I seen an old woman at the bus stop. I brought her back to my house were she lived with me for 10 years until the day she allowed me to JOD her.

by Jods fandom December 12, 2024

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To be in a contagious state of confusion, commonly misplacing items

Want to review our progress with the design director?
eh, im scared he's going to jod things up and derail our direction

by itsmejonp July 15, 2020

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.a kind cool attractive person who might look like a scary person at first is actually a shy kind hearted person

also jod in arabic means kindness and arabs believe that names that are given at birth shape out a person life and personalty

!!!sooooo you should check out your name meaning

?sarah: heyyyy did you check out the new kid

?bob: oh you mean the kid who gave me some cookies

sarah: yeah theyr sooo #kind maybe there name is #jod

by !im superdupely dead inside April 13, 2020

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Jump off the Dick. a way of saying someone is having to much sex and needs to take a break

person 1: we had sex everyday this month

person 2: damn girl, JOD !!

by littlemsily June 28, 2010

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When you look at him you assume hes autistic, but in reality he is a serial statutory rapist and imbreader. A JOD loves to deflower young girls, old Women and everyone in between. JODs use a carefully planned method for their attacks and usually follow their prey with free womens healthcare products to lure them in, when that inevitably doesnt work he just sets JOD sr's upon the younglings to oil and ripen them for insertion.

I thought he was just retarded but apparently he's a JOD, he got charged last week with 217 counts of rape

by FLoP Cock December 12, 2024

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