jewbag

an exclamatory expressing joy, anger, or any other emotion that may be dwelling inside oneself.
also a noun for a stupid friend

(while playing ultimate frisbee, the frisbee gets thrown onto the roof)"Jewbag!!!!!!!!!"

by jacob k. May 25, 2006

jewbag

person who openly makes fun of his jewish religion, also has to wear a barmitzfa

the boy made fun of the jews even though he is wearing a barmitzfa, what a jewbag

by cjn. May 22, 2008

jewbag

Commonly referred to as nathan or omnxbeast, this strange creature likes penis and dildos. Very rare, with a bad temper especially when playing basketball. Also a very big gamer.

AHHHHH!!!! IM JEWBAG

by Landon Summers February 24, 2009

jewbag

The guy that wrote definition 10.

The guy that wrote definition 10 is a fucking jewbag! first off it's "bar mitzvah" and you don't wear a Bar Mitzvah, because it is a 13 year old boy... also the name of the party for such boy.

by Wretched34 June 12, 2008

jewbag

In the 90's this referred to a Kate Spade, Prada or Gucci purse. Presently Louis Vuitton continues to reign as the supreme example though the term can refer to any ridiculously overpriced handbag popular in certain suburban areas.

Hey Sarah, grab your jewbag and let's go, Gucci's having it's 5% off Christmas sale.

by dover.snarker October 9, 2008

jewbag

A person of follows the faith of Judaism, Jewbag is often used to discriminate one of such faith. Jewbag can also be used as an insult to someone who is not jewish.
From experience this term is often used in the gaming world.

Person A: Oh my god dude, your such a jewbag!
Person B: What the hell man, why?
Person A: Because you freakin' team-killed me you noob!
Person B: Oh sorry dude!

by Muffin_Man October 22, 2009

Jewbag

A bag full of ash

I went to the museum and seen a jewbag

by TheKingOfNorth January 21, 2019