Jewbagel supreme; the phrase is derived from three words. It is used as an insult. It is a upgraded form of jewbagel. Its twice the insult of jewbagel.
A young man of Jewish descent who is in denial of this fact. They are often scruffy and shady in appearance. This is because they dont want people to know that they are actually Jewish. They always have an uncut penis. This is how you really know they are a Jewbanga!
A sexual act performed on a female coworker during work hours. After having sex, you break her legs, forcing her to file a claim under worker's compensation.
Oh man! Janice be coming on to me at work like a fiend or sumthin! So I laid her out on the lunch table at work. After we finished I gave her an Ali Jewbag. Bitch'll be collecting cheques for months!
A person who exhibits extreme stinginess or cheapness in everyday life. A person who hoards anything he can get his hands on, including an xbox controller or a bong.
"Mac, I can't believe you just took another rip. It was clearlymy turn. You're such a jewbaggins."