bennie and the jets 

a song written by the genious lyricist and composed by the legend elton john. great song

lyrics

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong

bennie and the jets by jigger_jevin July 3, 2006

cool yer jets 

Dont get excited calm down

settle yourself stay at peace

cool yer jets by Deb Clarke August 22, 2005

Fuck the Jets 

A phrase commonly used by New England Patriots fans to express their absolute hatred and disgust towards the New York Jets team and to a way lesser degree, it's fans because fuck em that's why. Fuck the Jets

Jets Fan: We're going to crush the Patriots today with their sorry ass

Patriots Fan: Bro relax, not only are the Jets a hot landfill fire, but your team is based out of New Jersey, ironically the same place that sums up on how your team plays. Fuck outa here, fuck you, and fuck the Jets. Fuck em

Fuck the Jets by RoscJuan December 12, 2018

Milk jets 

When a woman does not pump or feed a baby her Brest will shoot Milk Jets from her nipples when she removed her bra.

When a lactating woman takes a hot shower her breaths will shoot Milk jets "a stream of milk" from the nipples

Your mom shot Milk Jets all over the bathroom this morning

Milk jets by milk jet king January 11, 2015

New York Jets 

A joyless passion that only adds more misery to the lives of fans of said team.

The New York Jets, who started 8-3, will not make the playoffs with another December collapse they have become so infamous for.

New York Jets by newjakecity December 22, 2008

Cool the Jets 

Someone telling you to calm down

Jees Matt, cool the jets! i only did your mother

Cool the Jets by Niall Robinson December 24, 2007

scramble the jets 

verb
1. to hustle; to hurry up
2. to be made aware of something late and respond by making accommodations quickly
3. originally a term used in the military referring to pilots getting their planes off the ground in the shortest time possible in order to deal with a situation

Trey: What do you mean y'all are leaving for Cincinnati tonight?! I'm supposed to work all this weekend!
Marcus: Dude, just get someone to cover for you. Scramble the jets!

scramble the jets by Aleji October 21, 2010