Jack Daniels

A drink that incites drunk baby-making. Chavs take it with Coca-Cola to hide the taste becuse they can't handle it.

"Aye pass me some of that Jack Daniels. My girlfriend has been quite reluctant to give me anything to look forward to so this should seal the deal"

by moreweedthanbobmarley December 27, 2016

Jack Dylan grazer

A 14 yr old boy who is extremely attractive and adorable, fun to be around and as soon as u look at him your like In love

I just made an edit and it got 50069 likes cause it was about jack Dylan grazer

by Fins.baby.boy ~ follow insta December 4, 2017

jack davis

A Wild Jack Davis is a rare creature that only a few will see in their lifetimes but none shall believe them.

Bob: DUDE, I SAW A JACK DAVIS
Tim: Sure you did.

by Hqo April 18, 2018

jack diddly squat

the equivelent of nothing; something that amounts to nothing

Vikings aint got jack diddly squat on ninjas!

by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007

What would Jack do?

A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"

Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"

by Scott... August 8, 2006

jack davenport

Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.

Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"

by a nouny mouse September 8, 2007

Jack Daniels enema

when instead of drinking alcohol they poor it up there butt hole to get drunk. getting your buzz in this way gets you drunker faster because it is a direct rout to the liver and the alcohol doesn't get digested and stays purer. it also doesn't show in your breath. Jack Daniels enemas have been known to cause serious anal damage and are not recommended to be attempted

there was this compulsive alcoholic who his doctor told him if he has any more alcohol his liver will shut down. the exact same night the doctor told him this he forced his wife to give him a Jack Daniels enema. he died with in minutes and his wife was arrested for man slaughter

by scipeo August 29, 2013