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Isiah Chapter 53

It's a Chapter found in the book of Isiah where Christians finds it as one of the strongest prophecies of Christ's atonement for sins and a chapter of the greatest threat for the Jews to the point that most, if not all, of Rabbis and Jewish teachers are afraid to read this chapter.
Christian 1: It's a good thing Jews don't believe Jesus as the Messiah. If they believe, they will be in a better position than I would because they are the direct seeds of Abraham. If they believe I will be so jealous.

Christian 2: Don't worry, just read Isiah Chapter 53. If you believe Jesus has done it for you, the inheritance can be yours.
by PMC November 3, 2005
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isiah thomas

the only person who should be kicked out of the hall of fame due to his off-court ineptitude

for every good thing Thomas does, he makes a dumbass decison to ruin it
Examples of good things Isiah Thomas has done ruined by idiotic decisions:

Good thing: Drafting David Lee
Bad thing: Making him come off the bench for Jared Jeffries

Good thing: Trading for Eddy Curry
Bad thing: Not protecting our picks in case we end up blowing the season (i.e. 05-06 season)

Good thing: Getting rid of Penny Hardaway's expiring for a better player who was an all-star at one point
Bad thing: The player they get is Steve Francis
by DLee42 January 28, 2007
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isiah thomas

The worst executive in the history of professional sports. A disgrace to the Knicks, the NBA, New York City, and the human race. Needs to take his expensive suits, sexual harassment cases, and fake smiles all the way back to Detroit.
Isiah Thomas traded for Stephon "This Year I'm Starbury" Marbury.
by Shander May 22, 2006
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isiah marvin ang

probably the ugliest creature that mother nature created.
okay, let's start from his top:

he's got a very old-fashioned hair-style which is parted in the middle, and it's always greasy and un manageable.
he's eyes, are well...super tight that he almost cant see,(maybe thats why he still thinks hes good looking in the mirror)
he's nose is uber flat and his nose hair are soo long that they come out of his nostrils,
his ears is soo oddly shaped, almost like an elf, and he never cleans them and its full of wax, thats why he cant hardly hear,
his lips are coloured violet/blue and they are no longer reddish and they are always dry,
his tooth is broken and he talks in a funny way,
his neck, his nape is soo dark no matter how he uses skin lighteners,
his entire body is mostly composed of fats, and his penis is only 2 inches i think, and his thighs ares soo skinny and his body shape is soo awkward. and his clothing, um...they are sooo 5 years ago.
he is beautiful, no matter what they say...
yes words wont bring him down...
so dont you bring him down, today...
by nicky February 21, 2005
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isiah marvin ang

A person who loves shortening words,
ie.
lol = laugh out loud,
brb = be right back,

But now he has been using words and doesn't really care if it becomes shorter or longer, as long as he spelled them incorrectly. Anything that came be done to be grammatically incorrect will be done.
1)"g"s at the end of a word are often dropped.
2)"s"s are are often replaced with "z"s.
3)Randomly, "0"s replace "o"s,
"3"s replace "e"s and
"1"s replace "l"s.
azn azian azen - asain
flip - philipino
pinoy pnoy - philipino boy
pinay pinai pnay pnai - philipino girl
vt gook viet vi3t - vietnamese
chink - chinese
jap - japanese
ish - is
dey - they
der dur - they're
hurr - here
n - and
ane - an
wut wat whu - what
dis - this
itz - it's
da - the
dat - that
swt swe3t - sweet
mi meh meeh me3h - me
imma ima - im going to
lil - little
iono i dunno - i don't know
knoe - know
boi boiz bois - boy/boys
guh gurl gurlz gurls - girl/girls
gurly gurlie - girly
mai mah - my
kute kyoot - cute
bak bac bacc - back
fo fer - for
realz - real
ame12ica - america
kali4nia - california
balla - baller - basketball player
ladie ladee - lady
xtasy - estasy
shiet shiit - shit
aiight - all right
tiite tiight - tight
onlee onl3e - only
wer - we are
r - are
u yooh yoh chu - you
blu blu3 bloo - blue
bootay bootie booty - ass
sexxie sex-e sesie - sexy
babie babee - baby
2 - to/too
dayum - damn
thnx thx thanx thankiez - thanks
fione - fine
deng - dang
nothin bein etc. - nothin being etc.
peas peac pe3ce - peace
mis miz mizz - miss
sho12ty shortie - shorty
holla - holler
kinki3 kinkee - kinky
dorkie - dorky
shai - shy

"what a moronic child"
by racist February 17, 2005
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isiah marvin ang

a not hot gay boy, who wants to be like cher at first, and then jessica simpson, and after watching that movie bring it on, he suddenly likes to be kirsten dunst. he then wanted to become a cheerleader even though he's sooo fat!
isiah: OMG! is that kirsten dunst!
isiah: stop calling me marvin, from now on my name is jessica simpson.
*then he tells everyone to call him jessica simpson and gets so angry if called marvn*
by nicky February 21, 2005
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isiah marvin ang

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!

Damn you faggot! i'm gonna kill you for sure this time! you better not show your fugly face to me this sunday! arrrgg!!
I HATE YOU!!!!! I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN you stupid GAY Faggot, cock hungry slut,!
by your best friend February 21, 2005
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