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this is not real life

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.
mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.
by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010
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“This is not the hour for silly geese”

A polite and less harsh way of saying, “this is not the time to be silly.”

And/Or: “you are acting inappropriately.”
Jason gossiped and laughed in class while another student was doing a presentation. The teacher reprimanded Jason, telling him “This is not the hour for silly geese”
“Quiet down and pay attention.”
by twenty rabbits April 28, 2021
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The map is not the territory

The words we use to describe something are not the thing we are describing. The map is not the territory. The menu is not the meal. Know the difference.
Religion is not God. The map is not the territory.
by HelenaK December 15, 2011
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the amazing book is not on fire

The Amazing Book is Not On Fire is the first book that Dan Howell and Phil Lester made. Or known on the internet as danisnotonifre and AmazingPhil. (you should follow them they are awesome)
Hey, have you read the amazing book is not on fire yet?
by Emmy_isnotonfire January 9, 2017
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Is there anything on urban dictionary that is not sexual.

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Man 1: Did you bang her?

Man 2: Is there anything on urban dictionary that is not sexual.
by Colorburst June 26, 2010
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I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.

I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.

My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?

Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.

Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021
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