An ipod for fat people
by WorstCaseSenario April 13, 2010
-noun
Apple's latest and greatest invention... a sanitary pad that also has the capability to serve as a wireless hotspot. It features ultra absorbency as well as WPA2 encryption for ultimate protection.
Apple's latest and greatest invention... a sanitary pad that also has the capability to serve as a wireless hotspot. It features ultra absorbency as well as WPA2 encryption for ultimate protection.
Example 1:
"With the iPad for once people WILL want to hang around you when you're PMS'ing."
-Women's Product Council of America
Example 2:
Guy #1: "Janet always havin' serious PMS around that time of the month. It sucks yo. She always yellin' at me an' shit."
Guy #2: "Yeah? Well my Leslie does too, but she uses the iPad so while she is yelling at me I just watch YouTube videos on my laptop."
"With the iPad for once people WILL want to hang around you when you're PMS'ing."
-Women's Product Council of America
Example 2:
Guy #1: "Janet always havin' serious PMS around that time of the month. It sucks yo. She always yellin' at me an' shit."
Guy #2: "Yeah? Well my Leslie does too, but she uses the iPad so while she is yelling at me I just watch YouTube videos on my laptop."
by Beavis Comeavis January 28, 2010
A tablet made by Apple in early 2010. Also something that most of the people who wrote the definitions of iPad on this site like to rage over simply because they can't afford one. There are PLENTY of differences between the iPad and the iPod touch. There are office programs, a ton of apps that are exclusive to the iPad, more processing power, and many, many other things.
The iPad is an amazing tablet made by Apple. If you don't like it, that's fine. Nobody said you had to, if you'd rather use a kindle, go right ahead. Just don't bash something because you don't like it. Seriously, I wager that the majority of the people who wrote the definitions on this site for the iPad haven't even used one before.
by Anonymous2837272 December 25, 2013
by adcdefghij February 24, 2016
A device made by Apple computers on April 13, 2010. It is sort of a much better successor to Apple's MessagePad in 1993. Its form factor is a tablet, and tablets are sort of like a much bigger, functional phone. It's newest current model today (in 2020) is the iPad pro.
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