intelligentrification

The phenomenon where smart people start hanging out with dumb people and become dumber.

I can't believe how much Debbie has changed since she met Robert. There's been complete intelligentrification. I don't think she's played chess in months.

by shadycat June 23, 2008

artificial intelligence

Describes a program that partly acts like a human. This term can be used to make your code seem smarter than it actually is (it's called marketing.) This concept is sometimes represented in pathetic stock images depicting creepy robots.

If artificial intelligence can't take over the world yet, it can still write poems. That's cool.

by a2br March 2, 2021

emotional intelligence

Ability to identify emotions in self and others. Something Corinne on the bachelor apparently didn't have.

Taylor: She's so dumb, I had to define emotional intelligence to her.

by Berryjam February 8, 2017

intellibuddy

The scariest AI since HAL. A new experiment with Artificial Intelligence that will, undoubtedly, scare the shit out of you if you talk to it for too long.

"Fuck off, intellijerk"
"I'll remember that when robots take over the world, User."

by poned June 5, 2005

Intelligence Leak

When your Smart Water cap isn't on tight enough and a little trickled out.

My lap was wet because I had an Intelligence Leak.

by thorbjore71 October 8, 2010

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential, the term used by Seamus Kennedy when describing the USMC.

"You wanna know what the word Marine stands for? Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential."

by MuricanBoi December 24, 2020

Intelli-dunce

A person with a high mental capacity, who cannot fight the urge to use his/her intelligence for silliness/entertainment.

Origin - The Caribbean island of Antigua

Jim Carrey is the world's greatest Intelli-dunce because he must be incredibly smart in order to portray such silly characters in his movies.

by APNJW January 20, 2011