Instaslam

Sexual intercourse with a hipster; usually occurs in the context of a one night stand but the term refers to hipster sex generally.

Bro 1: Did you sleep with that hipster girl from Friday's party? I saw you guys sharing a tall boy of PBR.
Bro 2: Instaslammed her! Mad awkward though, she's in Art 403 with me.

by Brosephilus February 23, 2013

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verb: to fckin merk someone

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by a;alkwfnopaewfnpafnpn February 15, 2018

instashade

When you don't like an Instagram because they have already received "enough" likes. Their Instagram post is not worthy of your like. You have no more "likes" to give.

Johnny was scrolling through Instagram and realized Sally had a picture of the sky posted, with an ominous cloud. He thinks, I could have watched this on the weather channel and she has already received 89 likes, does she really need 90? Johnny throws Instashade and scrolls past, a sly smile across his face as he judges the next post.

by Ryno13 October 13, 2016

Instarage

The act of being enraged due to your girlfriend not liking the photo and can't upload it to Instagram.

Joey became instaraged when Karen looked fat in the recent photo. Karen requested another six photos from five different angles for a quality Instagram pic

by Tits_McGuee April 19, 2019

instamagoogletweetface

Social media in a nutshell

my opinions are so important that they need to be validated on InstaMaGoogleTweetFace

by ThreeStarBear July 31, 2019

instastan

An Instagram page created by a Stan and dedicated to a respective fandom. This allows for the separation of Stan content from rinsta content.

I know my friends are sick of me posting about Taylor Swift all the time so I created an instastan and now my feed is all tay errday!

by gifwiththetimes August 21, 2019

instasmash

Instasmash is the most popular smash bros tournament on Instagram. It's held once-twice a year and invites 100 nintendo/smash bros instagrammers. The main host is Instagrammer @smashbrosmemes but many more staff are involved such as streamers and artists.

You have been invited to instasmash!

by senate64 December 31, 2019