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instamorons

Compulsive hashtagging on Instagram with no profound meaning. Instagram Morons, people who would s*** for likes and f*** for fame. Slaves of the Instagram social media.
Instamorons would s*** for likes and f*** for fame!
by sanma January 24, 2019
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instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!
Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
by cole p February 5, 2009
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instabitch

a bi-polar person when they get angry. they go from instacalm to instabitch
look at that bi-polar guy over there hes such an instabitch
by dora tree April 8, 2009
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instahot

when you only look good online/instagram, and not in real life.
Dude, that girl is so instahot. Such a disappointment.
by annnnoooooonn December 28, 2016
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Instabone

1) A word for a phenomonally hot male

2)A word for the feeling you get when you see the aforementioned male.

3)A comical sighting of a male erection at an inopportune time.
Holy crap look at that instabone!

Todd gave me an instabone (female saying this)
by Michael Carrier July 27, 2004
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instapotatoed

The act of a company/start-up being acquired and summarily shut down with the apparent goal being to acquire the talent of the instapotatoed company.

Originated from the $10M acquisition, and subsequent instant shut down, of check-in service Hot Potato by Facebook
Sam: Dude did you hear that Gowalla got instapotatoed by Facebook?

Max: Yea I lost all my check-ins... it was like I was never there and I have to start all over again =(
by gameb0y September 14, 2012
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Instadorable

A picture posted on instagram which can best be described by the adjective "adorable".
Person 1: That picture you post on instagram was so adorable.

Person 2: So you mean it was instadorable?
Person 1: Yes!
by nyrcupquest May 10, 2014
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