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insomnia

when little demons keep poking your brain with little pokey things to make damn sure you cant sleep
God damn INSOMNIA DEAMONS leave me ALONE!!!!!
by mouse_347 August 26, 2007
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notification insomnia

When you're not able to get to sleep because you're waiting for a text message or some other form of electronic communication.
Terri: How did you sleep last night?
Ali: Not that great. I had notification insomnia because James is in Afghanistan and I was waiting to hear from him.
by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019
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Insomnium

One of THE best Melodic Death Metal...no...music groups ever. Formed in Finland, they are known for their passionate sound and excellent technical skill. Unfortunately, like so many other good bands you would be lucky to run into a person who has heard of them.
My mom forced me to go to a Jonas Brother's concert. Luckily I played Insomnium on my iPod afterwards, thus saving me from total ear rape.
by RabarJabar June 22, 2009
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insomnium

The best music ever, better then anything else you have heard. Its composed so well it will make you shit you self.
"what music do you listen to?"
"Insomnium bitch"
by yourmumlikesmyd May 11, 2009
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An awesome podcast by two cool dudes who roast the fuck out of everything while teaching you all you ever need to know about anything.
Friend: brooo.... why are you always falling asleep in class?
Brooo: Because I'm up all night listening to Midnight Facts For Insomniacs man
by poutiine June 3, 2021
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insomnicracked

The state of being awake for so long that you feel very alert, yet motor functions and processing are skewed.
Person A: I've been up for 48 hours and I can barely type.

Person B: Dude, you're totally insomnicracked.
by chewyfishsticks March 20, 2009
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Insomniwhore

An insomniwhore is a nymph, usually not a whore, but can be, that cant successfully sleep in a bed with a member of the opposite sex without having sex first.
Can also be described as "One who must pop in order to stop."
Dude, my girlfriend had been up for three days before last night.

Wow dude, did she say why?

Nah, and the only thing different was that we hadnt had sex since right before she stopped sleeping.

...Dude?

What?

Your girlfriend's an insomniwhore!

...Nicee...
by Kamikorosu December 7, 2009
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