"Damn dude, take a little break from the bong hits man!"
"Shit dude, I am soooo above the influence right now..."
"Shit dude, I am soooo above the influence right now..."
by cheez1234 July 26, 2009
Get the above the influence mug.A group that bases all of their commercials to get people to stop doing marijuana. Although the group is about ending all drug use, the main focus of their commercials is to end the use of marijuana. The only problem with their campaign is the commercials. The only people who watch more than the first 3 seconds of the commercial are 1: People who would never smoke in the first place would say the commercial is worth airing, 2: People who are already high and like watching the commercial with the talking dog, 3: Want to point out all the flaws with the commercial, or 4: Have no idea what the commercial is about until the last 2 seconds of it
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Guy 1: I would never smoke weed, that "Above the Influence" commercial is right
Guy 2: I agree, now let's go play dungeons and dragons
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Guy 1: Dude... There is a dog talking!
Guy 2: Whoa, that's awesome
Guy 3: Are there any cheetos left?
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Guy 1: That commercial is so retarded
Guy 2: So really, they're saying that if you smoke, your dog will talk?
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Guy 1: What's with the T-shirts?
Guy 2: Well, he's taking them off.
Guy 3: Now he's walking towards the door with that stupid arrow on his hoodie.
Guy 2: OH, ok, i get it, the shirts are like the burden that smoking gives him.
Guy 4: That's cool. Are there anymore cheetos left?
Guy 1: I would never smoke weed, that "Above the Influence" commercial is right
Guy 2: I agree, now let's go play dungeons and dragons
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Guy 1: Dude... There is a dog talking!
Guy 2: Whoa, that's awesome
Guy 3: Are there any cheetos left?
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Guy 1: That commercial is so retarded
Guy 2: So really, they're saying that if you smoke, your dog will talk?
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Guy 1: What's with the T-shirts?
Guy 2: Well, he's taking them off.
Guy 3: Now he's walking towards the door with that stupid arrow on his hoodie.
Guy 2: OH, ok, i get it, the shirts are like the burden that smoking gives him.
Guy 4: That's cool. Are there anymore cheetos left?
by BoredNHigh January 7, 2009
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A large event usually in a open area, were influencers try to out do each other by wearing over the top outfits that do not remotely go with the theme of the occasion.
Why is she wearing a wedding dress to a baseball game?
Because she is tryna with first place at the influencer Olympics
Because she is tryna with first place at the influencer Olympics
by nst_nicole December 23, 2021
Get the influencer olympics mug.Based on expirence, swine flu is basically a regular flu except you get to take a full week off of school/work and nobody will come near you.
If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients.
Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such.
The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills.
If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask.
NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.
If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients.
Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such.
The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills.
If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask.
NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.
DAMN i have the swine flu! *cough cough sputter cough*
Dont have sleepver parties if you have the swine influenza!!
Dont have sleepver parties if you have the swine influenza!!
by swwwwineflu June 18, 2009
Get the Swine Influenza mug.a person of high ranking, who is able to change the minds of individuals. emphasizing the intensity of influencers
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Get the solar influenza mug.A common viral infection, Influenza can be dangerous if the victim is old, chronically ill or young, it can even kill. There has been 5 known Influenza Pandemics:
1889-1890 - H2N2 (Russian or Asiatic) Strain
1900 - H3N8 Strain
1918-1920 - H1N1 (Spanish) Strain
1957-1958 - H2N2 (Asian) Strain
1968-1969 - H3N2 (Hong Kong) Strain
The Spanish Pandemic was very devastating as it is thought there were more casualties from the pandemic than there were from World War I. The N5N1 (Avian or Bird) Influenza strain is rapidly spreading throughout countries from migrating birds.
1889-1890 - H2N2 (Russian or Asiatic) Strain
1900 - H3N8 Strain
1918-1920 - H1N1 (Spanish) Strain
1957-1958 - H2N2 (Asian) Strain
1968-1969 - H3N2 (Hong Kong) Strain
The Spanish Pandemic was very devastating as it is thought there were more casualties from the pandemic than there were from World War I. The N5N1 (Avian or Bird) Influenza strain is rapidly spreading throughout countries from migrating birds.
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