Honestly is just some shit hole in the middle of nowhere. Most people here are either sorted as a hick, skid, hockey kid, gamer, player, nerd or classic puck slut. No gender is safe, 90% of girls wheel 3 guys at a time, have 10 notches and have a snap score higher than you can count, and most guys here either 1. Live by the slogan “packing bombs and wheeling moms” or 2. Fuck girls half their age and plan to “live and die in the KI”. If your gonna party here, be ready to have some lg’s steak ur drinks and end up crying for no reason while the 20bombs walk around looking for insecure girls to wheel, fuck and chuck. Never hit a breeze before? Well get ready to have them thrown at ur face. Hope ur ready to get chirped cuz this is the only thing people invy are good for.
Girl : hey, what’s the nearest shit hole I can go to to fuck some innocent nice guy?
Answer : invermere, it’s a good place to fuck people up
Answer : invermere, it’s a good place to fuck people up
by F*ckingRightsPal:) December 4, 2018
Get the Invermere mug.Town in the North East of Scotland like Aberdeen built of granite but unlike Aberdeen not populated by scummy toonsers.
By far the centre of the entire universe. Home of rich English wankers and violent wankers. Dont go out on the weekend unless you want to be battered by 40 and 50 year olds who think there still 16. The local school produced true Scottish heroes like Richard Arnold, Peter Nicol and that boy Callum who shoved a toilet brush up his arse and had a wank over gay porn.....in his work toilets. Barry Robson also went there but he died as a Scot the day he signed for Celtic.
Inverurie is my home and truly the greatest place in the entire world, kicks the shite oot of any other North East town especially Meldrum, Rothie and the cunts in Kemney
By far the centre of the entire universe. Home of rich English wankers and violent wankers. Dont go out on the weekend unless you want to be battered by 40 and 50 year olds who think there still 16. The local school produced true Scottish heroes like Richard Arnold, Peter Nicol and that boy Callum who shoved a toilet brush up his arse and had a wank over gay porn.....in his work toilets. Barry Robson also went there but he died as a Scot the day he signed for Celtic.
Inverurie is my home and truly the greatest place in the entire world, kicks the shite oot of any other North East town especially Meldrum, Rothie and the cunts in Kemney
by Rurieloon September 11, 2009
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Inverallochy is a small village in the far corners of the north east of Scotland, also known as Cotton. Here it rains milk and honey as it is the true promised land, unlike those filthy inbred quities from St.Combs some people may think Inverallochy is belger but they are far wrong that is the retarded neighbours that live across the road in Cairnbulg
Tourist "hey I want to visit Inverallochy or as you call it belger"
Cottoner "how dare you, filthy quitie
Cottoner "how dare you, filthy quitie
by Von Roys Barmy Army June 26, 2014
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Get the Honey, I never drive faster than I can see mug.1) An exclamation of surprise, usually at something shocking or scandalous.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
2) A way of saying that you did not, even once, in your lifetime to this point, do a given thing.
Mom: "Son, eat your brussels sprouts."
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
Son: "I don't like brussels sprouts."
Dad: "You know, sport, life is all about trying new things."
Son: "Well I never nailed a bitch indabutt. Maybe I should try that."
Mom: "Well I never! Peter, I told you never to tell our little boy about your little...ummm...fetish, how you like to stick it in my...ummm...posterior."
Dad: "I didn't. But I think you just did."
Son: "Well I never!" (pukes)
by Nick D May 28, 2004
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by New September 13, 2003
Get the lina inverse mug.1. When a girl pulls her labia outwards to their full extension, and then places them into a penis pump. She will then pump until she can pump no longer, at which point she will double tie(or as many as needed) a rubber band around the lips forming a structure similar in shape to a limp penis.
2.It is the antonym of a mangina
2.It is the antonym of a mangina
by pearljammers August 9, 2009
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